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Humor

16 pages found in Humor:

Cancer Equals Altria
Visual humor exploring the Altria logo.
http://www.empty-handed.com/archive/2002_04_30.html#000212

Cartoons
Political cartoons on tobacco issues topical around 1998.
http://tc.bmjjournals.com/cgi/content/full/7/1/80

Cheapest Cigarettes on Earth
Where to get dirt-cheap cigarettes, no taxes.
http://cheapestcigarettesonearth.com/

Dave Barry on "Dave" Cigarettes
Column by humorist Dave Barry on Philip Morris's "Dave" cigarettes.
http://www.s-t.com/daily/07-96/07-28-96/e02li154.htm

F.A.R.C.E.S. - Foster All Restrictions to Control and Eliminate Smoking
The web site for the anti-anti-anti-tobacco movement, a humorous approach to tobacco control.
http://farces.org/

Flash from Philip Morris: Smoking Causes Cancer
Satirist comments on Philip Morris website.
http://www.yesrick.com/101599.htm

Gasp! by Frank Freudberg
A novel of revenge about a journalist dying of lung cancer who wants to destroy the tobacco industry while being pursued by an ex-cop whose own problems help him track down the madman.
http://www.freudberg.com/

Getting around Advertising Restrictions
Humorous article by a filmmaker documents some new approaches to promoting product.
http://tc.bmjjournals.com/cgi/content/full/9/1/100

Licensed to Kill, Inc.
Licensed to Kill is a tobacco company, incorporated in the Commonwealth of Virginia. They knowingly kill people for profit. And they are proud of it.
http://www.licensedtokill.biz/

Play it again
Collection of recent quotes reveals some dark humor. E.g. "It's nice that while Philip Morris is killing about 200 000 people every year that they're also doing something for the homeless."
http://tc.bmjjournals.com/cgi/content/full/9/1/104

SatireWire: Lung Cancer to Change Its Name to Philip Morris
A satirical look at the Philip Morris to Altria name change.
http://www.satirewire.com/news/0111/altria.shtml

The Top 15 New Products from Philip Morris/Nabisco
Tobacco behemoth Philip Morris recently announced that it is acquiring food monstrosity Nabisco. What new products can we expect to see now?
http://www.topfive.com/arcs/t5070600.shtml

The Top 17 Rejected Slogans for The Altria Group
Humor from topfive.com takes on Philip Morris's announcement it's changing its name to Altria.
http://www.topfive.com/arcs/t5112901.shtml

We are Americans, too
Spoof of the Philip Morris name change ("Altria").
http://altria.nu/

Working to make a difference, the people of Philip Morris
Parody of Philip Morris ads.
http://www.quipples.com/hooks/workingtomakeadifference.html

WWWF Grudge Match: Joe Camel vs. Spuds MacKenzie
Which commercial icon can corrupt the most sixth graders?
http://www.grudge-match.com/History/joe-spuds.shtml

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