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The Algorithm of an Average Taxpayer's Life
A structured biography in 483 pseudo-coded subroutines, as logical outcome of random events and processes during lifetime.
http://www.alphaandomega.nl/

The Commentator
A program for generating comments automatically, customizable by FUD factor, profanity, self-importance, verbosity, humor level, and bitterness.
http://www.cenqua.com/commentator/

Computer Programming Humor
Jokes, oneliners, and prank definitions.
http://www.heuse.com/cphumor.htm

Computer Stupidities
Collection of stupid chunks of C source code and reports of encounters with less-than-bright apprentice programmers.
http://rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_programming.shtml

The Daily WTF
Offers daily posts of user-submitted examples of bad code and software design.
http://thedailywtf.com/

Epigrams in Programming
List of 120 programming-related aphorisms.
http://www.cs.yale.edu/homes/perlis-alan/quotes.html

The Evolution of a Programmer
Programming style and how it evolves as programmers mature from junior high students to senior managers.
http://www.ariel.com.au/jokes/The_Evolution_of_a_Programmer.html

Fifty Ways to Hose Your Code
A song kind of by Paul Simon.
http://www.contrib.andrew.cmu.edu/~norm/hose_code.html

Hacker's Wisdom
Collection of programming humor and computer folklore classics.
http://www.ee.ryerson.ca/~elf/hack/

Holger's Humor Page
Why is C++ programming like teenage sex? What's the difference between a software developer and a drug dealer? When will operator overloading be added to Java? This page has the answers.
http://www.klawitter.de/enhumor.html

How to Shoot Yourself in the Foot
Showcases how to shoot yourself in the foot using several programming languages.
http://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/~susan/joke/foot.htm

Jargon File
Programmer slang dictionary, containing more than 2000 not-quite-serious definitions and a number of programmer folklore anecdotes. Hosted by Eric S. Raymond.
http://catb.org/jargon/

Laugh Along with GNU
Designed to provide some laughs to the working hackers - large collection of GNU/programming humor.
http://www.gnu.org/fun/humor.html

Life of Programmer
Humorous observations and stories of dealing with computers and their users.
http://tellingjokes.com/j/lop.htm

Programming is a Weird and Wacky World
Collection of jokes, satirical articles, and parodies on popular song lyrics.
http://www.elsop.com/wrc/humor/progwack.htm

Programming Languages are Like Women
Mildly sexist metaphorical languages lineup.
http://www.columbia.edu/~sss31/rainbow/prog.lang.html

Quotes about Programmers
Quotations about programmers, software and programming languages.
http://www.sysprog.net/quotpgmr.html

Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal
Classic Datamation article by Ed Post.
http://www.pbm.com/~lindahl/real.programmers.html

Reflections on Trusting Trust
An ACM classic: UNIX coinventor Ken Thompson reports on how he hacked his own C compiler.
http://portal.acm.org/citation.cfm?id=358210

The Retrocomputing Museum
Eric S. Raymond's list of outdated, obscure, or deliberatly unusable programming languages, compilers, and interpreters.
http://catb.org/~esr/retro/

Softpanorama Humor Archive
Open-source related humor, dissing (among others) Linus Torvalds, RMS, ESR, vi, and Perl.
http://www.softpanorama.org/Bulletin/Humor/index.shtml

Softwarequotes.com
Quotations from various programmers about programming. Includes a quotes search, newsletter, and index of quotes by person quoted.
http://www.softwarequotes.com/

The Tao Of Programming
Koan-style advice to apprentice programmers.
http://www.canonical.org/~kragen/tao-of-programming.html

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